Not for the Faint of Heart

Hey, I’m Ze — part storm, part sweetheart.

I laugh loud, travel light, and dive headfirst into anything that feels real. I’ve got a knack for finding magic in gas station snacks and mountain roads, for turning last-minute plans into best nights ever, and for making people feel seen, even in the chaos.

I don’t do fake. I don’t do boring. And I definitely don’t do the whole “sit pretty and stay quiet” routine. I want to ride with someone who can keep up — someone curious, kind, and just a little unhinged in the best way.

I’m open to all kinds of connection: a wild adventure, a steady flame, or something in between — as long as we’re honest and having fun along the way.

So if you’ve got a wild hair, a soft heart, and a map with no destination... we might just get along perfectly.

WHAT I OFFER — Buckle Up

This isn’t about roles. It’s about connection — and the kind of time together that leaves a mark.

I’m the real-life kind of unforgettable:

• Last-minute road trips.

• Getting caught in the rain on purpose.

• Late-night diner coffee that turns into sunrise.

• Deep conversations that make you forget your phone even exists.

I bring laughter, softness, and chaos in just the right dose. I know how to light you up, calm you down, and leave you wondering how you got so lucky.

Whether you’re looking for a partner-in-crime for the weekend, a regular escape from the noise, or someone to build a weird little world with — I’m open to seeing where it takes us.

Want rules? Sorry.
Want real? Let’s talk.

WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR — No Scripts. No Games.

I’m not here to pretend. I’m not interested in perfection, or some picture-perfect fantasy with all the edges sanded down.

I want real, even if it’s a little messy.
Someone who feels things, says what they mean, and isn’t afraid of a little chaos if it comes with connection.

I’m into consistency without control. Passion without pressure. Something that feels like an inside joke, a secret world, a deep breath — not a transaction.

Could be a night. Could be a chapter. Could be something else entirely.

Let’s find out.

📬 REACH OUT — Say Something That’ll Make Me Smile

Think we’d vibe? Then don’t overthink it.
Introduce yourself. Tell me what kind of trouble you’re hoping to get into. If you’re feeling bold — tell me your dream adventure.
Just keep it real.

🖤 Based near Seattle
✈️ Will travel for good company
📧 [YourEmailHere]
💌 DMs welcomed, novels preferred

Note: If you ghost easily, don’t bother. I’m not for everyone — and that’s the point.